CAUTION: This story contains explicit language and discussions of Inflatable Fornication Accessories. If that offends you, turn back now.
“All Good Things”
By David Thorn
This story is dedicated to all the dreamers out there that have been accused of being slackers.
Act I
Part I – Welcome To My World
It was the first Saturday of the Summer in Memphis, TN, and it was a beautiful day. The Southern humidity had not quite set in yet, and there was a slight breeze out of the West. The families that lived in Woodland Oaks subdivision of Cordova, a suburb of Memphis, were outside enjoying the day. Mom’s were weeding their flower gardens and dad’s were cutting their yards. The children were in the streets, riding bicycles or skateboards, while some of the older kids were playing a game of football between houses.
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Rock ‘N’ Roll Is Dead
David Thorn 2/24/10
As a child of the 80’s, I believe we had it way better than any other generation. The economy was great. The U.S. wasn’t involved in any wars except the Cold War with the Soviet Union. And as a kid, that really wasn’t a concern. (Well, not until seeing “Red Dawn”. That movie was enough to keep any kid up at night wondering if Cubans were going to parachute into the backyard.) We had great movies, great TV shows, great cartoons, great toys, and most of all, we had great music. (more…)
You’re addicted to love.
David Thorn 2/05/10
By now you have undoubtedly heard, unless you have been living in a cave (And I wouldn’t doubt even Osama has even heard), of famed golfer Tiger Woods’ sex scandal. It has been revealed that Woods had multiple affairs with multiple women for years without his wife’s knowledge until recently. (more…)
